See, first I load up the table with crystal and fine china — y'know, stack everything really high, so it look like it'll fall down any second, and then there's a drum roll and on the count of three, whoosh! I yank out the tablecloth and nothing falls!
Now I'll grant you, some nights the "nothing falls" part is a bit iffy…
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